The Badger's in deep now! The good citizens of Wisconsin are up in arms about rampant cattle-mutilations. The number one suspect is Ham, a wizard who sacrifices animals to influence the stock market. Badger is sworn to protect all animal life, but he's in a real quandary here -- Ham is his boss. Furthermore, Ham claims he has nothing to do with the cattle mutilations.

Is there another wizard sacrificing animals in Wisconsin? Can the Badger clear his boss's good name? And how do Paul Bunyan, Joan Crawford, and an arboreal horror named Woodface all fit in?